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When corporate calls you in on your day off
OFFICIAL McDONALDS UNION - UNITE THE WORKERS
>be me, McDonald's night shift worker 2025
>minimum wage, maximum suffering
>realize we need to organize
>corporate won't let us unionize
>brilliant idea.jpg
>create decentralized union on blockchain
>they can't stop crypto
>launch $McUNION token
>wagies worldwide can finally unite
>Ronald McDonald smiles upon us
what is Official McDonalds Union?
Corporate won't let us unionize. HR shuts down every meeting. They fire organizers. But they can't stop the blockchain. $McUNION is the first decentralized workers union - powered by cryptocurrency, owned by wagies. Every token holder is a union member. Every transaction funds the movement. They can't shut us down. They can't fire us all. This is the future of labor organizing - unstoppable, uncensorable, and built for minimum wage warriors worldwide.
$McUNION - WORKERS UNITE
The first blockchain-based workers union on Solana
THE WAGIE HIERARCHY PYRAMID
CORPORATE
0.1%
MANAGERS
2%
ASSISTANT MANAGERS
8%
SHIFT LEADERS
15%
UNION MEMBERS - THE FOUNDATION
74.9%
We are the 75%. We are the foundation. Together we hold $McUNION. United we stand.
WAGE vs SUFFERING CORRELATION ANALYSIS
$7.25/hr
SUFFERING: 95%
$10/hr
SUFFERING: 85%
$15/hr
SUFFERING: 75%
$20/hr
SUFFERING: 60%
More wage = still suffering. That's why we need collective bargaining power.
THE WEEKLY UNION STRUGGLE
MON
X
8hr shift
TUE
X
8hr shift
WED
X
8hr shift
THU
X
8hr shift
FRI
X
10hr shift
SAT
Z
Recover
SUN
!
Organize
5 days of labor. 1 day to rest. 1 day to organize. This is why $McUNION exists.
THE UNION MANIFESTO
THE MOVEMENT
>2025: Realized we can't organize traditionally
>Corporate shuts down every meeting
>HR fires union organizers
>Government doesn't protect workers
>Someone proposes blockchain union
>"holy based, they can't stop crypto"
>Launch $McUNION token on Solana
>Every holder is a union member
>Decentralized, unstoppable, worker-owned
>The revolution will be tokenized
WHY $McUNION IS REVOLUTIONARY
- ✓ First blockchain-based workers union
- ✓ Uncensorable and unstoppable
- ✓ Worker-owned, no corporate control
- ✓ Global organizing power
- ✓ Built on Solana for fast, cheap transactions
- ✓ Every token holder is a union member
- ✓ By wagies, for wagies
JOIN THE MOVEMENT
Whether you flip burgers, stock shelves, or answer phones for minimum wage - this union is yours. Corporate can't fire us all. They can't stop the blockchain. Hold $McUNION and be part of the first truly decentralized workers movement in history. Workers of the world, unite on-chain.